Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Moo-Donna Bankrupted the US

There were 3 reasons why folks were broke in 2008. One, was the economy. Two, was the lost of jobs, and three was spending over $200 for a Moo-donna concert ticket.

In fact, folks made her "Sticky & Sweet" concert the biggest-grossing music tour of 2008 in the US, raking in $105.3 million bucks.

Just when I thought she was done...I wish Janet has such luck.


Unknown said...

I wonder if she is willing to share the wealth?

EMikeGarcia said...

You know, I was about to say that maybe if Janet stopped writing songs about her vagina she may enjoy more success, but, then again Madonna does the same so I just have to determine that if Madonna still has a career after the absurdity of her latest album, the universe works in mysterious ways.

Jonathan Pizarro said...

These are the same dumb people who make Madonna number one in Amazon charts through PRE-SALES, which means they haven't even heard the album.

Which means that Madonna can bring out any old crap and it will still sell, so why change? Sad.

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