Saturday, October 22, 2011

My Review: "Paranormal Activity 3"

Lord, I just saw Paranormal Activity 3 and I was like, WTF?

This movie didn't make sense. When you put all of the movies together, they really don't gel well at all. But I have to tell y'all about it, so here is my vague review.
  • The best things about this movie are the little girls.
  • The next best things are the ads and the trailer... IT'S A LIE! The whole promotional deal is trick, the movie is very different than what you've seen on YouTube and on TV.
  • The imaginary friend is named, Toby. He doesn't really have a purpose at all.
  • The force has a lot to deal with witchcraft.
  • PA3 borrows a lot from Poltergeist, Amityville Horror, The Spell and Insidious.
  • The timeline of the series is off. There are loop holes about the history and what happened to the girls.
  • The movie's concept makes no sense. If you see it, you will literally slap yourself.
  • Back on Toby, why was he there? Really, he didn't belong in the film.
  • The 'Bloody Mary' piece didn't make sense either.
  • There is no closure in this film. However, they set it up for more movies. And that will ruin the series, just like SAW.
  • The 'witch' piece of the story is way too vague.
I will say pass on this film. See it on Netflix or for free.

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Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.