Monday, September 29, 2008

Someone Lay Hands on Danny Funderburk

Fort Mill Mayor Danny Funderburk says he was “just curious” when he forwarded a chain e-mail suggesting Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama is the biblical antichrist. “I was just curious if there was any validity to it,” Funderburk said in a telephone interview. “I was trying to get documentation if there was any scripture to back it up.”

Well guess what, stupid man, there isn't any scripture! The last time I checked, Damian Thorn was the antichrist!

When asked if he believed Obama was the antichrist, Funderburk replied, “I’ve got absolutely no way of knowing that.”


kid said...

Man you can take the bible and flip it to whatever you want it to say.OK, so the devil is a angel in white and we will have seven years of trial and tribulation, does that make Dubya the antichrist?I know Presidents are in there for eight years,but Shrub only had Eight good months as President before September.See you can flip that Bible any way you want, if you know what you're doing.There's also a passage in there that said slaves should obey their slavemasters, yea right.

EMikeGarcia said...

"I've got absolutely no way of knowing that."

Yes, but that doesn't stop you and your fellow ignorants from opening your mouths.

Fucking douchebag.

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