Wednesday, July 29, 2009

The List of Idiots who wants a Birther Bill

Repubs, y'all need me to be the head of your PR, because these fools are dead weight.

These are the asscracks that fully support the Birther Bill. This is the bill would require a presidential candidate to provide a copy of their birth certificate in order to "meet the qualifications for eligibility to the Office of President under the Constitution."

Rep Blackburn, Marsha [TN-7] - 6/26/2009
Rep Burton, Dan [IN-5] - 7/7/2009
Rep Campbell, John [CA-48] - 6/17/2009
Rep Carter, John R. [TX-31] - 6/12/2009
Rep Culberson, John Abney [TX-7] - 6/12/2009
Rep Gohmert, Louie [TX-1] - 7/28/2009
Rep Goodlatte, Bob [VA-6] - 5/5/2009
Rep Marchant, Kenny [TX-24] - 7/9/2009
Rep Neugebauer, Randy [TX-19] - 6/12/2009
Rep Poe, Ted [TX-2] - 7/7/2009

Notice that 6 of these fools, 6 of them, are from Texas.
What is really going on in that crack pipe state?


YvesPaul said...

While they are at it, they should add a requirement for the candidate to take a GRE test or a standard IQ test.

Unknown said...

I have dreams of Alaska and Texas succeeding from the Union...

Anonymous said...

Again, I'm going to say this but Texas is exceedingly racist.

Joy said...

How on earth did these people decide to take on such a ludicrous idea? Of all things to even consider much less keep on and on about. They are insane. In a world of rational people who can actually think, this would certainly have them not re-elected. Well, in that world, they wouldn't have been elected in the first place.

We are in hell.

Joy said...

Good dreams, Howard!

Prince Todd said...

Wait, Texas cannot secede until I leave it.
Secession will never happen. But eventually some of these old cowboys will die off and the wonderful people here will reign forever. =0)

Prince Todd said...

Also, ISN'T a birther bill already on the books? Duh, why the hell do you think Arnold Schwarzeneggar is NOT President already?
Yes, in total a Texan myself some of these people are morons.

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