Monday, November 22, 2010

Hera, Give me Strength! Here's Wonder Woman XXX


My heart is breaking as we speak.

Here's the 'plot'
In “Wonder Woman XXX”, the Iraqi government has once again penetrated US soil, sending their top spy to infiltrate America’s most lucrative business, the porn industry.  Through the help of a sultry US informant, the Iraqi spy gains access to California’s biggest porn production sets in order to steal their secrets.  There is only one person who can stop the Iraqi insurgence by making a man crumble to his knees and beg for mercy—Wonder Woman.  Will the Iraqi spy succeed in his mission to rip off America’s beloved porn, or will he succumb to the wealth and riches of the most sought after body on the planet?  Will Wonder Woman save the day, or are her powers futile against the terrorist attacks?  Only watching “Wonder Woman XXX” will reveal the answers.
NOOOOOOOOOO! This is BLASPHEMY!! 

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3 comments:

robertga99 said...

OH NO! What's next? a porn about Santa? No, wait...they can't do that one. Everyone knows he only cums once a year. hehe

Judy C. Adanna said...

Ugh. Hopefully, if the CW series ever really happens, it will be less of a travesty than this.

Dale Who. said...

On the plus side, that costume's bloody awful... *grin*

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