Um, Ted Cruz...

So, this is a treat. I woke to see that Ted Cruz likes porn... So much that he 'like' it on Twitter

Let's see what excuses he will use to get out of this one.

Is Porn a Public Health Crisis?

According to the RNC, porn is dangerous. In their little platform, describe porn as this:

“Pornography, with his harmful effects, especially on children, has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions. We encourage states to continue to fight this public menace and pledge our commitment to children’s safety and wellbeing.”

Sure, Jan.

It's fantasy and a part of our everyday thoughts. I don't see it as a health crisis, but what do I know.

What do y'all think?

A Porn version of Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy is coming soon

When porn steps it up, it steps it up.

Mimicking Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy, WoodRocket will be releasing, Gnardians of the Galaxy on April 3.

The film looks interesting and possibly fun to watch. If you want to see it, for free, go to  WoodRocket.com.

Why is the Porn Parody Version of Quicksilver better than the X-Men: DOFP Version?

Once again, a porn movie has provided a better super hero costume than the actual Comic Book movie.

First, it was the Wonder Woman porn costume and now, it's Quicksilver.

Look at this version of Quicksilver from the Captain America porn parody

And look at this X-Men DOFP version

New Trailer: MAN OF STEEL XXX

Yes, they are making a porn flick of The Avengers

Lord...

Lord! A SFW Trailer for Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody

Between the remakes and porn parodies, I can just pull my locs out!

Who Asked For This: “Captain America: An Extreme Comixxx Parody”

More XXX Comic Book madness. Now we have a porn version of Captain America.

Here's more

Extreme Comixxx, known throughout the industry as the leader in comic-oriented adult parodies, is at it again – this time with “Captain America: An Extreme Comixxx Parody”. In a cunning move to whet the fanboy appetites, the studio is releasing a promotional poster featuring Evan Stone as Captain America. The indicated release date of “Captain America: An Extreme Comixxx Parody” is July 2011. The poster closely echoes the upcoming mainstream blockbuster release, also premiering in July. The mainstream film has built huge anticipation by slowly releasing teaser details like posters and trailers, driving the comic community into a frenzy. Extreme Comixxx owner Jerry says, “This one is huge, with a celebrity budget and special effects to match. I’m sure the fans are going to love the details and care we’re putting into this tribute to Cap. We’ll continue to release more looks at the movie as they are available.”

I'm just shaking my head.

Okay, Enough of these Superheroes Adult Movies!!!

Somebody please stop this! Now there is a Justice League porno called, Justice League: A Hardcore Parody

Bleeding Cool got these pics from the set

Porn sux!!

Trailer: Wonder Woman XXX

This is the Trailer


And this is my reaction

Hera, Give me Strength! Here's Wonder Woman XXX

My heart is breaking as we speak.

Here's the 'plot'

In “Wonder Woman XXX”, the Iraqi government has once again penetrated US soil, sending their top spy to infiltrate America’s most lucrative business, the porn industry.  Through the help of a sultry US informant, the Iraqi spy gains access to California’s biggest porn production sets in order to steal their secrets.  There is only one person who can stop the Iraqi insurgence by making a man crumble to his knees and beg for mercy—Wonder Woman.  Will the Iraqi spy succeed in his mission to rip off America’s beloved porn, or will he succumb to the wealth and riches of the most sought after body on the planet?  Will Wonder Woman save the day, or are her powers futile against the terrorist attacks?  Only watching “Wonder Woman XXX” will reveal the answers.

NOOOOOOOOOO! This is BLASPHEMY!! 

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Incredible Hulk for Adult Entertainment

After the success of Batman XXX, another comic book character goes porno

Vivid Entertainment, the world's leading adult movie studio, is releasing the cover art for its eagerly awaited upcoming production of The Incredible Hulk: A XXX Porn Parody as part of its SuperXXXHeroes series.

The studio has already started production on the project, which will be a send-up of the iconic television series from the 1970s and 80s that was based on the Marvel comic book character of the same name. The movie will be directed by award-winning B. Skow, known for his best-selling Brand New Faces series.

Vivid said veteran adult actor Lee Stone, will play the Hulk character. Dale Dabone, who played the lead in Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, distributed by Vivid, will co-star in the Hulk parody as the lead character's alter ego, Dr. Bruce Banner.

The SuperXXXHeroes parodies from Vivid spoof some of the world's most popular comic heroes. Vivid Founder/Co-chairman Steven Hirsch notes, "These projects are moving forward rapidly. Axel Braun has already started pre-production on a parody of Superman. Along with The Incredible Hulk we plan to do parodies of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America and Thor as part of the new imprint."  

Oh Lordy! 


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Get Ready for... Superman XXX

Well they are doing it again. After the success of the Batman porno, they have made... Superman XXX.

With an all-star cast including Alexis Texas, Lexi Belle, Kristina Rose, Zoe Voss, and Andy San Dimas as Lois Lane, Superman XXX: A Porn Parody is taking the parody genre to a whole new level. Featuring state-of-the-art special effects and Braun's legendary attention for details, the movie will be shot with RED cameras and will once more raise the bar for adult parodies.

"The enormous success of Batman XXX: A Porn Parody made this project very exciting," said Braun. "As usual, I'm trying to recreate the look and feel of the source material and have some fun with it without offending the fans, but while the Batman TV show was shot in studio with a relatively low budget, Richard Donner's movie was a huge production with plenty of exteriors and groundbreaking special effects, so it will be a lot more challenging, and definitely more interesting."

"Axel is terrific at what he does, and he is always 110% committed to his projects," said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. "We’re all happy with the script and Axel has assembled an incredible special FX team. Fans are going to love it."

While Ryan Driller is a relative newcomer, the male cast is rounded up by Randy Spears, James Deen, Eric Masterson, Evan Stone, Alec Knight, and Dale DaBone in the role of Jor-El.

Some of us (the gays) know Ryan as Jeremy Bilding. So I'm sure the flick will be good.

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Accused of murder, Porn Actor Steve Driver is found, but falls to his death. (This Video can be tough to Watch)

The story of Stephen Clancy Hill is very unreal.

Stephen worked as a porn actor (Steve Driver) for Ultima DVD Inc. When he was told he was being fired from the company, he went on a rampage and attacked his colleagues with a sword. Stephen killed one person and injured two others.

Stephen fled the scene last week, however, the cops found him yesterday outside of L.A.

They tried to bring him in, but Stephen refused and it turned for the worst (Warning this video can be tough to watch)


Stephen was rushed to the hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

The cops are not sure if tried to kill himself or just fell.

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A Wonder Woman Porn? Hera Help me!

As we wait to get a real Wonder Woman movie, the porn world may get it done first.

The porn studio, Vivid Entertainment, has just put out a Batman porno. The director, Axel Braun promises there will be more superhero smut to come:

I'm already in preproduction on "Superman." I'm going to shoot that at the end of next month, and with that I'm going to do the Christopher Reeve Superman. It's not going to be an origin story. It's going to start with him working at the newspaper because the origin story involves situations with kids, and that's not something we can do in an adult movie. [Laughs] So it'll be him as an adult, and it's going to have some really great action. The costume is being made now, and it's unbelievable.

And then I'm going to do "Spider-Man" right after, and that's going to be an origin story. It'll be a reboot of the whole thing, and I'm going to have my favorite villain in it with Electro. It's something I've always wanted to see in a Spider-Man movie that they haven't done. Then I don't know the exact order. The first three are Batman, Superman and Spider-Man, and then there's Wonder Woman and we're going to do a Green Hornet that'll come out the same day that the Seth Rogen movie comes out. We're going to basically follow the releases of the mainstream movies with Captain America, Thor and Green Lantern. We have a bunch of them, and they're going to be a lot of fun.

I will be sad if we get a Diana porn before the real deal.

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A Sign of the Apocalypse: Jersey Shore XXX (NSFW)

America's updated version of Amos 'n Andy (Jersey Shore) has intrigued the nation.

And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, a porno has been made in its honor.

Good Lord! I must consult with spirits of Greyskull in these troubled times.

Michael Schwartz is an Asshole

This fool is the chief of staff for Sen. Tom Coburn and for some reason has some silly ass stuff to say about us and porn.


See, I knew watching Vanessa Del Rio at the age of 12 was good for something.

Cuadra will get LIFE in prison

Harlow Cuadra will serve life in prison, and spared the death penalty. He should be happy with that considering the cultural climate.

It still shocks me about the reasons for the murder. Perhaps this will inspire younger gays to aim high and you miss...don't go into porn.

And they call Us the Sex Addicts

Guess who loves the porn? Well, most of us do, but a new study revealed that Conservatives love it so much more.

This study found that conservative and religious states consume the most porn than other states. Look at some key points from the study:

Church-goers bought less online porn on Sundays – a 1% increase in a postal code's religious attendance was associated with a 0.1% drop in subscriptions that day. However, expenditures on other days of the week brought them in line with the rest of the country.

The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users; Montana bought the least with 1.92 per 1000.

Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage.

Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.

Very interesting...keeping the hypocritical aspect of conservative alive and well. Oh well, at least we know they masturbate sometimes.

What's next for Joe the Plumber

Since the Joe the Plumber trick didn't work, I wonder what will be his next step. Only in America, can he have a career better than the rest of us. However, I have a few ideas for our one night stand.

• Star in Bear Gay Porn: He has the look and I'm sure the Bears see some potiential in him. Maybe Bear Films will give him a 2 year contract.
• New host for Dirty Jobs: Being a plumber is not a cute job, so I think he could be a co-host with Mike Rowe.
• Plumber of Love: Reality TV is always a great tragic mess, why not give Joe a chance to find some crazy person to spend at least 3 months with him in the religious sense.
• Drama: He might the father of Sarah Palin's next baby, Pipe. Sorry, Todd.
• Drama 2: Joe could be sleeping with Todd. That could be hot.
• Repo Man: I just couldn't think of anything else.