Showing posts with label Carrie Prejean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Carrie Prejean. Show all posts

Monday, February 8, 2010

Carrie Pre-Jeans is engaged.


Lord, I guess somebody wanted this sack o drama.

Miss Opposite Marriage is engaged to Kyle Boller, a hottie footballer from the St. Louis Rams.

They got together last July and he's willing to stick around the failed Queen of mess.

Good luck, Kyle.


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Monday, December 28, 2009

Losers of the Year

Well, 2009 is ending soon, so I thought I would start my 'Of the Year' listings.

We will dive into the Losers first.

Beau Breedlove- this He-ifer got his 15 minutes by blasting his underage affair with the Mayor Sam Adams. Then posed nude in Unzipped to 'set the record straight'. Yeah, he was your typical famewhore.


Sarah Palin-Quitter, Liar, Mess


Carrie Prejean- This She-Mess tried to be Anita Bryant and ended up a Pam Anderson reject.


Jon Gosselin- Typical nerd with a power breakdown...I secretly feel sorry for him.


Perez Hilton-Karma slapped him this year. Hopefully, he has learned from his foolishness.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Carrie Pre-Jeans Should work for Vivid Video (porn)


NOM's angel is busted again!!!

This tramp has a zombie yard in her closet, good grief!

There are 30 nude photos and eight sex tapes of former Miss California Carrie Prejean, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

It’s the most shocking turn yet in a scandal that has continued to follow the woman whose anti-gay marriage stance led to a national controversy and pitted her against pageant organizers.

Stripped of her crown, Prejean sued the Miss California USA pageant but reportedly settled after the sex tape surfaced. She called the sex tape the biggest mistake of her life.

Now a RadarOnline.com investigation has uncovered that there are SEVEN more “biggest mistakes” of her life – all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape that the religious beauty queen has admitted to. And there are 30 photos of Carrie, most topless, some showing everything, and most taken by Carrie using her reflection in a mirror.

Girl, get it together!

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Monday, August 31, 2009

Carrie Prejean is trying to sue Miss California USA


The failed beauty queen has filed the lawsuit against Shanna Moakler and Keith Lewis for religious discrimination, defamation, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress.

Really? Okay Carrie, let's see how you played a part in this.

  • appearing in NOM's ads.
  • going on talk shows, whining about your foolishness.
  • going on Fox News.
  • taking sexy pics and lied about their existence.
  • giving interviews to any and everyone.
  • not fulfilling your duties a Miss Cali.
This lawsuit is riddled in malarkey and desperation. Carrie, just stop... Please!


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Monday, July 20, 2009

Carrie Prejean's new book "Still A Mess"


It's been a while since we heard from Barbie's second cousin, Carrie Prejean. Since she's crown-less, Carrie needs something to do. So what else can she mess up? A book.

For some reason, she has a book deal. The title is "Still Standing," and will be about her trifling ass and how she got fired.

But seriously, why would we buy the book? You can just read my posts and other posts about her. We pretty much wrote the book for her.

And maybe she will share more nudie pics of her too.



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Sunday, June 14, 2009

Interesting Quote: Vanessa Williams


Do we really care what she has to think or say? I'm surprised that it has gotten as far as it has. She's not a legislator. Do we really care? Is it going to make a difference? I think everyone should continue to fight the good fight on equality. Iowa just passed. Connecticut, Maine, Vermont, it's happening, slowly but surely. We just had a huge rally in New York. Let the foot soldiers do the work. Why give her any more credence?


The Real Queen talking about the idiot savant, Miss Prejean.


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Friday, May 22, 2009

Reason for Carrie Prejean's Gay statement? HER MOM


Pure gossip to start the day.

The rumor is Carrie Prejean's mom is gay and there's someone to prove it.

Valerie Vetrano, from Corona, Calif., claims she had a lesbian relationship with her.

"I did date her," she told ABCNews.com Wednesday evening. "I'm not going to deny it, but I'm not going to say anything else."

It's juicy trash indeed...I wonder how the media will play this up? See Carrie, sticking to your guns will get you shot in the back.

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Sunday, May 17, 2009

Question of the Day


Now that Carrie Prejean has reached Madonna status, I have to ask this question.

If Perez Hilton kept it classy after she answered his question, would she even be this frakking big right now?

Some of my friends believe Perez is responsible for Carrie's 36 minutes. I'm not so sure about that, but he did provide the gasoline for the fire.

What do y'all think?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Interesting Quote: Shanna Moakler


"Since the press conference yesterday, I had a chance to think about what has taken place, and I feel that at this time it is in my best interest to resign from the Miss California USA organization.

I cannot with a clear conscious move forward supporting and promoting the Miss Universe Organization when I no longer believe in it, or the contracts I signed committing myself as a youth. I want to be a role model for young woman [sic] with high hopes of pageantry, but now feel it more important to be a role model for my children. I am sorry and hope I have not let any young supporters down but wish them the best of luck in fulfilling their dreams."


Shanna's leaving the Barbie Dream House. And this is pure drama...Is Darren Star writing this stuff?

Question of the Day

This was inspired by my buddy, D. J.

Since Carrie Prejean got to keep her crown after all her lies and mess, I can't help but to wonder...Was Vanessa Williams robbed of her title?

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

I Guess Satan told her to Do This



If she wasn't talking about being a Christian and a victim of the Gays, these pics would be the average model/actress thing. But please...How much longer is she going keep this foolishness up?

These pics and her statements are way off. Carrie, please just go into hiding, go to college and just get it together. You are a TV soap opera drama, it's appalling and embarrassing.

The deception and the lies are killing your image. This is not a gay attack, this is a celeb attack. You are parading around town, talking about "I'm Christ's child, the Devil's after me" and then we have these pics and the drama.

Girl please...just give up. Please wave your white bikini top to surrender.

UPDATE

Trump just said that Carrie can keep her stank ass crown and continue to taint the organization. I guess he doesn't want the conservative backlash.

Monday, May 11, 2009

The (Beauty) Queens speak Against Carrie Prejean

Okay, okay I know we are in Miss Cali overload, but I promise just 2 more Carrie post this week and that's it...well, until next week.

Anyway, here are the former Beauty Queens speaking against Carrie's infamous response in a 30-second spot called "we believe in the beauty of California."




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Interesting Quote: Miss California Carrie Prejean


I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying, "Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people . . . you need to witness to them and you need to show that you're not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA."

And I knew right here that it wasn't about winning. It was about being true to my convictions.


Carrie talking to James Dobson, of all people, on a Focus on the Family radio program.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Girls Gone Wild with Carrie Prejean


Look at This! Look at This!

This girl...just look at her, after all the drama she has caused. And she is no better than anyone else!

Once again...NOM has completely Failed! 1.5 million dollars wasted on a Girls Gone Wild contestant. Did y'all do your research, NOM? I guess not! A real organization would have caught this mess.

And she was suppose to be your true blue girl to push your agenda...Well good luck with that.

This is too funny, I feel like I'm watching Jerry Springer or Gossip Girl.

Maggie G, you are a joke and the Mormons need to cancel their check now.

I can't wait to see what NOM does for an encore.


For more go here and thanks to my students for sending this to me.

Friday, May 1, 2009

NOM, it's time to SHUT IT DOWN!


Press Release from NOM

NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR MARRIAGE: CLARIFICATION ON CARRIE PREJEAN

(Princeton, NJ) - Maggie Gallagher, president of the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) released this statement today clarifying the role of Carrie Prejean at a press conference held Thursday in Washington, DC:

“A number of media sources have described Carrie Prejean as a spokesperson for the National Organization for Marriage.

As we made clear at our press conference yesterday: Carrie appeared with NOM as a private citizen; she does not work for the National Organization for Marriage. She is a spokesperson for her own views, as anyone watching her can tell.

We are grateful to Carrie Prejean for her willingness to stand up for marriage. We would love to work with Carrie in the future if she chooses, and we wish her well in all her future endeavors whatever she chooses. We're proud of her. Americans are proud of her. She is a remarkable young woman. Thank you, Carrie. "

You're Fired, Carrie. That what they are telling you.

And NOM, this is not working at all. Your attempts at being effective are sheer comedy and slapstick at best. Y'all are poorly managed like a small town Dairy Queen. Please for love of Xander Harris just SHUT THIS DOWN! End this slow death you call an organization.

NOM is an Omega Fail!

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