Showing posts with label The Uninvited. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Uninvited. Show all posts

Sunday, February 1, 2009

3rd Horror Movie of 2009 SUCKS to the 10th Power


As I predicted, The Uninvited came in 3rd place right behind Paul Blart: Mall Cop. In fact, Mall Cop made four million more than the broke ass Casper story.

Mall Cop 14 mil, Ghost/psycho mess 10 mil.

My advice to Horror movies makers: GET IT TOGETHER!

And hire me as a consultant

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

I predict The Uninvited will SUCK Dragon's Balls


The Uninvited is coming out this Friday, and I will NOT see it. Why? Because it doesn't make any sense.

Here's the plot: Anna Rydell returns home to her sister (and best friend) Alex after a stint in a mental hospital, though her recovery is jeopardized thanks to her cruel stepmother, aloof father, and the presence of a ghost in their home. This ghost gives clues about the stepmother/babysitter character and want her to pay.

But here's my question: If a ghost wants revenge, why can he/she just do it the damn thing by themselves?

I've always hated the idea of a ghost who wants revenge, uses a living person to do it for them. If I was a ghost, I would handle my business without help. I'm a frakking GHOST, I'm supernatural! I wouldn't need a human's help.

And this movie...what silly crap is this? It looks like What Lies Beneath + The Babysitter + A broke ass The Ring. Come on, people...Give me Horror!

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Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.