Thursday, January 1, 2009

No, He's No Role Model


Charles...What were you thinking?

One, driving drunk.

Two, driving drunk in Arizona.

Three, looking for someone to suck your drunk cock and telling the cops that very same thing.

Again...What were you thinking?

If he was thinking of running for office, that's gone. If he was wanted endorsements, gone part two.

If he wants to be the fool who kicks off the year like this, done.

2 comments:

David Dust said...

Hasn't he already admitted to a gambling problem? Daddy needs to forget about politics, take a shower, and come over to my apartment. I'll take care of him.

XOXOXOXOXO

EMikeGarcia said...

Well... Umm... I gotta say he gets a point for being honest. Maybe?

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