Thursday, January 29, 2009

These Women Represent the reasons why the rest of World Hates Us

These tramps are complaining about how they can't waste money anymore or go out to eat in Rome. Their lives are so lost and in disarray, and while real families are struggling and going through murder-suicides, they complain about being a good girlfriend or wife.

These sad, sad sacks of flesh are a part of DABA girls which stands for Dating A Banker Anonymous. These poor women have come together to discuss how their lives have drastically changed due to the economy.

Here's an example of these...women. Dawn Spinner Davis, 26, a beauty writer, said the downward-trending graphs began to make sense when the man she married on Nov. 1, a 28-year-old private wealth manager, stopped playing golf, once his passion. “One of his best friends told me that my job is now to keep him calm and keep him from dying at the age of 35,” Ms. Davis said. “It’s not what I signed up for.”

Uh, it IS what you signed up for, tramp. VOWS, remember? You married him, now support him, is that too much to ask?

Then, then these hags have a blog to share their pain, stating foolishness like: “if your monthly Bergdorf’s allowance has been halved and bottle service has all but disappeared from your life.”

These women should be showered in shit! Are they that unaware to see that they have it good? Do they see what's happening? Do they care? I'm really upset about this mess. How dare they shed tears, thinking they are suffering. They are not losing their homes, health care, or civil rights. It's women like them are a disgrace. This is not what women fought for in the past.

Just thinking about this is wrong. I encourage y'all to check out their blog, see this malarkey and post a comment. They should really get over themselves.


ka-os said...

I don't think I could bare to look at their blog. I think I'd be physically sick. In any case, I'm too bitter and angry as it is.

Let's console ourselves in the knowledge that they all probably have eating disorders and are/will endure painful plastic surgery :)

deathtotroybolton said...

I feel very sorry for them. A person must be so insecure and be so unhappy with themselves to cling to material possessions in this fashion.

The truth always comes crashing through in times of crisis though, such as this one. Their world has come crumbling down around them because they can no longer afford to keep up with the lifestyle they have become used to.

So you tell me who has the real riches.

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