Tuesday, January 13, 2009

America's Finest: Marcus Schrenker


Marcus Schrenker is going through many things right now. He was going to be arrested for financial fraud, his stepfather's dead, he's separated from his wife. And then he tries to fake his own death via plane crash.

But when that failed, Marcus ran off on a red motorcycle somewhere in the Alabama woods. No one has a clue where he could be, so the white-collar crook is still at large.

"He could be anywhere at all. Within 10 hours he could be in New Orleans, halfway to Houston, in Atlanta, anywhere," said Huntsville Police Chief David Latimer.

"I believe he's out of the U.S.," Latimer said. "... He jumped out an airplane and left it to crash who knows where. He's shown a total disregard for human life. I think he'd do anything to get away."

This guy has balls. After all of this, he runs? With nothing in his pockets where in the hell is he going to go? Marcus, just be a man and turn yourself in.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

i predict that Marcus Schrenker's life will be turned into an indy film within the next year (starring Gerard Butler of course since they look so much alike)

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