Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Lil' Abner's Caught in Moose Mess's...well, Mess

Poor Levi. Don't have a career, don't have a diploma, Mama's a drug czar, 18 year-old father and now, he don't have job...and he can thank his Mother-in-Mess for that.

For some strange reason, Levi had a job or a position in the ASRC Energy Services apprenticeship program. He was working full time in the North Slope oil field and taking on-line classes to finish High School. But problem was, you needed to complete High School first in order to have this job. Federal regulations require all folks in the apprentice programs to have a high school diploma. And Levi don't have a diploma of any kind.

Levi (Lil' Abner) had to quit the job, but now people are wondering: How did he get it in the first place?

Many point to Moose Mess, who we all know, loves to misuse her political powers. Or it could've been a simple mistake. I doubt it, but we will see if this becomes another investigation.

I swear, the Palin clan are the new Ewings. Instead of Dallas we have Anchorage

3 comments:

David Dust said...

At least the Ewings didn't PRETEND not to drink/lie/have sex/etc. And the Ewings dressed better - shoulder pads and all...

XOXOXOXOXO

P.S. - Based on some of the comments I've read from gay men regarding Lil Abner, he could make a TON of money as an Escort... :)

Wonder Man said...

I think he could. If I was 18 again, I could see myself thinking he's a bad boy. He reminds me of the guys in my hometown

Anonymous said...

You can never go wrong with a Lil Abner reference, nor mentioning Dallas!

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