Showing posts with label Levi Johnston. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Levi Johnston. Show all posts

Monday, June 29, 2015

Where's Levi Johnston?




Since Bristol Palin is back in the news, I start to wonder... Where is Levi Johnston?

He reached his peak in 2008 and 2009 with his Playgirl spread, but not much after that.

His DWP (Dirty White Boy) status gave him some sex appeal, but where did that go? I heard he got married and moved on, but he could come back... Maybe.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Levi Johnston will 'Write' a Tell-All Book on the Palins


I was just wondering when Lil Abner was going to show his face in the spotlight. He's writing a memoir called,  "Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs"

Here's more:
"I want to tell the truth about my close relationship with the Palins, my sense of Sarah and my perplexing fall from grace -- how I feel and what I've learned," Johnston said in a statement released by his publisher, Touchstone Publishing.


"Levi is going to talk about everybody, including Sarah Palin, and the rest of the family -- Bristol too,” Johnston's manager, Tank Johnson, told RadarOnline. "The book will have good stuff. He isn’t leaving anything out."

Levi is doing this for (his words) "for me, for my boy Tripp and for the country." And money, let's be real about that, boo.

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Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Levi Johnston is NOT ready for Prime Time

Last night of the Last Word with Lawrence O'Donnell, Levi Johnston came on to talk running for Mayor and his life at home.

However, it was clear that he wasn't groomed for major political talk. Here's the train wreck of an interview.

He tried.
Oh here's The View's take on this

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Levi Johnston ACTUALLY filed a letter of intent to run for office


This is not a joke, I guess.
Our favorite Lil Abner is serious about running for office.

Johnston filed his letter of intent Friday with the Alaska Public Offices Commission, a first step needed to begin campaigning.

The letter doesn't specify an office, though Johnston's manager, Tank Jones, has said Johnston's interested in a run for mayor or City Council. He did not immediately return a message Monday.

Earlier this month, Jones confirmed that Johnston planned to run for office as part of a reality TV show.

He really doing it. I guess if you posed nude, you can run for office. It worked for Scott Brown.

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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Wasilla... In a Docu-Soap


This is not a joke, but it's funny as hell.

Levi Johnston is running for Mayor of Wasilla and it will be in a documentary format called, Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office
"The docu-soap will follow the ever controversial, headline making, matinee idol, handsome father of one as he embarks on a run for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska... [the] series will chronicle a 'no-holds-barred' period in Levi’s tumultuous life; co-raising his son Tripp, looking for love, and taking care of business for his fellow Wasillians.

He will give us a real inside look into who he is as a father, a skilled hunter, an avid dirt biker, and of course his journey down the road of small town politics -- right after he gets his high school diploma."


"Levi thinks he can take the office by representing the real citizens of Wasilla," continues the statement. "If elected, Levi promises to serve his full term. Tank Jones will serve as Levi’s campaign manager."

I really don't know what to say.


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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are Engaged



Talk about some young love.

The real life S. E. Hinton teen couple are engaged... Didn't see that coming.

Here's the word:
Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston say they're engaged and hope to get married within six weeks in Alaska.

Palin, the daughter of 2008 vice-presidential candidate and former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin, is featured on the cover of Us Weekly with Johnston, holding their 18-month-old son, Tripp.

Palin and Johnston tell the magazine they reconnected while working out a custody plan and became engaged two weeks ago.

Sarah Palin and her husband, Todd, said in a statement on NBC's "Today" show Tuesday that they want what's best for their children and that Bristol believes in "redemption and forgiveness." Representatives for Palin did not immediately return messages from The Associated Press seeking comment.

Johnston recently acknowledged telling lies about the Palin family after he and Bristol broke up last year. He says he's apologized.

Wow, it's almost like some bad CW series in real time. So I guess we won't see anymore Levi in Playgirl or JetSet Studios flicks anytime soon.

Hmm, I wonder if this is a part of a plan for Moose Mess' future campaign?

Friday, April 2, 2010

Levi Johnston gets a Reality Show

I guess he is not going away.

Our favorite DWB will have a show based on dirty bikes, love, and fun

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Blister Palin sues Levi for Custody


What is this? Bristol wants full custody of their baby.

The custody battle between Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin became public last week when two Superior Court judges issued orders unsealing the court record and denying the use of pseudonyms to protect the feuding parents' identities.

A Dec. 23 order from Judge Kari C. Kristiansen denied Palin's motion to close the proceedings and opened the case file to public access, while an order issued the same day by Presiding Judge Sharon Gleason denied Palin's request to use John and Jane Doe in place of Johnston's and her own real names.

Johnston wasn't playing along, however. In an opposition to Palin's motion for a gag order, Johnston's attorney, Rex Butler, said: "Simply put, this matter is public in nature, the courts are not refuges for the scions of the elite to obtain private dispensation of their legal matters because the public at large has an interest in the proceedings."

There's another factor in the mix, of course: Palin's mother, former governor Sarah Palin, with whom Johnston has repeatedly locked horns in the press, and from whom he claims to fear retaliation.

"I do not feel protected against Sarah Palin in a closed proceeding," Johnston said in an affidavit accompanying Butler's filings. "I hope that if it is open she will stay out of it. ... I think a public case might go a long way in reducing Sarah Palin's instinct to attack and allow the real parties in this litigation, Bristol and I, to work things out a lot more peacefully than we could if there is any more meddling from Sarah Palin."

Johnston's affidavit did not disclose exactly what "meddling," if any, the former governor has engaged in during the custody case's brief lifetime; however, he theorized that the closed proceedings might be intended to conceal some "fairly aggressive" tactics.

But Levi is the only one making money to support the baby, will that count? Well, it's Playgirl money, but it's money!

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Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Levi Johnston is happy being a Gay Icon

He's really riding this ride.

More power to you, Levi. But, I think he's a lust icon, not a gay icon.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Even after the Pics, Levi is worth a $100K

How does he do it?

Levi has bewitched Corbin Fisher in offering him $100K for a wack-off video.
Now, if I was CEO, I would want to know more. Like, what does he got to keep my viewers happy? $100,000 dollars? He would have to do more than touching his Johnston.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Levi's Sneak Peek


More to come

Levi Keeps his Privates, private.


Sad news for some of y'all who wanted to see everything Levi has to offer.

He won't show his Johnson.
There is no wang. We repeat, there is no wang! Playgirl's seen the results of last week's photo shoot, and while there may be glimpses of Levi Johnston's baby maker, there is no full-frontal shot. Let the blame game begin!

Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio has released a statement blaming Levi's manager Tank Jones. "He did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

Oh well, maybe next year.


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Friday, November 13, 2009

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