Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Evil Pop Queen


Maleficent's (Moo-donna) favorite things to do. Fooling the gay community, maybe sleeping around, and putting out bad music. But the biggest thing she loves is getting attention. Yes, it's the attack of the She-Mess, due to the possible divorce, stealing children from Africa, and a failed CD. I know times are rough with the economy and war, but I guess she has to keep herself relevant or she may fade away. But she hit it big with the A-Rod affair, in fact, she's planning to milk it dry.

According to the New York Post: She is "loving" the attention she's getting from the Alex Rodriguez scandal, friends said - and as of Sunday, she was planning on ramping up the rumors by cheering on her close friend during today's All-Star game at Yankee Stadium.

"She, [manager] Guy Oseary and some friends have tickets and are planning on going," said a spy. "She doesn't care about the press it will get - she loves it. It just gets her more publicity for her upcoming Sticky and Sweet tour."

So this is what happens in your twilight years, eh, Moo? Stir up drama so your kids will always know that deep down you are mess of a person. Great parenting!

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