Friday, January 9, 2009

Sex Addict + Creativity = The making of Barbie

Jack Ryan made Barbie everything I always wanted in a doll, but the new tell-all book,"Toy Monster: The Big, Bad World of Mattel", exposes Jack to be a super sex swinger addicted to orgies and big busty women.

In fact, one of those women, Gwen Florea, who was Barbie's talking voice said: "He once said to me he loved me being tall so he could stick his nose in my boobs when he hugged me."

Then his friend said: "When Jack talked about creating Barbie . . . it was like listening to somebody talk about a sexual episode, almost like listening to a sexual pervert . . ." Ryan took calls at Mattel from a madam and patronized "high-class call girls to streetwalkers."

And to add a cherry to the sundae of debauchery, Jack caught gonorrhea from a hooker he fell in love with.

I hope he didn't make Christie.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just looking at the dolls you can tell they were designed by a sexual freak. They have all the correct curves but no genitalia. Think he was trying to say something? Or was it Mattel being puritanical?

Jonathan Pizarro said...

Surely none of this shocks you after taking one look at the whore doll.

Barbie was actually inspired by a German doll called Bild Lilli, who was anatomically correct and sexually active in her cartoon strip. Much like the Virgin Mary, Mattel just erased the whole sex bit.

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