I tried to deny it, but I can't keep it a secret... I'm bougie.
What's bougie? Well, according to the Urban Dictionary it means:
Adjective meaning extravagant, often to the point of snobbery. Usually used in relation to the conspicuous consumption of the urban upper-middle class. Dervived from "bourgeoisie"My friend, "the boy from Ohio" told me that I am the bougiest person he has ever known. He asked if I ever noticed it and I said, "not really".
But when I thought about it, I realized that I'm a sort of a snob. Here's how:
- I can't use regular soap, I only use stuff from Bath & Body Works or something from Sephora.
- Someone gave me a dark chocolate bar and I told them to take it back. It was a Hershey bar and I don't do Hershey. It's fake chocolate. Only Dove and above for me.
- My computer has to be a Mac.
- I can not pass gas or burp in public, I will leave the room first.
- I will never spit in front of others.
- I would consider shopping at K-Mart as a last resort.
- I don't drink beer.
- I think Coach is cheap label for bags. Louis Vuitton is my only choice.
- I used toilet wipes instead of toilet paper.
- I have underwear for the gym and underwear for regular wear. But I will never mix the two.
- My lowest grade of jeans are from the Gap, my highest is from True Religion.
- At one point, if I dated a guy, he had to completed at least 2 years of college or it would never work.
Luckily, my friends just deal with it and except my madness.
I just think I'm crazy, but I'm glad they love me and snobbish ways.
5 comments:
If you are a bougie, then I must be the anti-bougie. We differ on every single point you listed, except one.
From your list - then I am bougie too (except that I can use regular toilet paper).
WELL SOMEBODY HAS GOT TO DO IT MAMA! AND ITS YOU! WERQ THE BOUG!
I can use regular soap, tp, etc. True I prefer the educated to the uneducated. but that's about where I draw the line.
As far as spitting, I'm all guy.
This is eerie. I must be bougie too...even more than you. Not only did I agree with everything on the list but I refuse to spit at all. I'll only do it if the phlegm wad is so huge it's unbearable.
The only thing we differed on was dating guys that were uneducated. I used to date guys that I had to dumb myself down to talk to. Now, I NEVER do it. You have to have a little college education.
Yeah, I'm bougie too.
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