Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Levi Keeps his Privates, private.


Sad news for some of y'all who wanted to see everything Levi has to offer.

He won't show his Johnson.
There is no wang. We repeat, there is no wang! Playgirl's seen the results of last week's photo shoot, and while there may be glimpses of Levi Johnston's baby maker, there is no full-frontal shot. Let the blame game begin!

Playgirl spokesman Daniel Nardicio has released a statement blaming Levi's manager Tank Jones. "He did not give 'full-frontal' as his manager Tank Jones reported he would. We're thrilled with the photos we got, and are confident people will love them. Although there may be glimpses, we did not get full on frontal nudity."

Oh well, maybe next year.


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3 comments:

EMikeGarcia said...

Oh, boo.

Bob said...

He's a media whore just like his baby mama's mama.
They should both shut up and go away.

Anonymous said...

Damn. What fun is that?! It's what people want to see! Of course, now some other publication will over him twice as much to show it all for them. Hmmm . . . I bet that was the plan all along.

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