I tried to deny it, but I can't keep it a secret... I'm bougie.
What's bougie? Well, according to the Urban Dictionary it means:
Adjective meaning extravagant, often to the point of snobbery. Usually used in relation to the conspicuous consumption of the urban upper-middle class. Dervived from "bourgeoisie"My friend, "the boy from Ohio" told me that I am the bougiest person he has ever known. He asked if I ever noticed it and I said, "not really".
But when I thought about it, I realized that I'm a sort of a snob. Here's how:
- I can't use regular soap, I only use stuff from Bath & Body Works or something from Sephora.
- Someone gave me a dark chocolate bar and I told them to take it back. It was a Hershey bar and I don't do Hershey. It's fake chocolate. Only Dove and above for me.
- My computer has to be a Mac.
- I can not pass gas or burp in public, I will leave the room first.
- I will never spit in front of others.
- I would consider shopping at K-Mart as a last resort.
- I don't drink beer.
- I think Coach is cheap label for bags. Louis Vuitton is my only choice.
- I used toilet wipes instead of toilet paper.
- I have underwear for the gym and underwear for regular wear. But I will never mix the two.
- My lowest grade of jeans are from the Gap, my highest is from True Religion.
- At one point, if I dated a guy, he had to completed at least 2 years of college or it would never work.
Luckily, my friends just deal with it and except my madness.
I just think I'm crazy, but I'm glad they love me and snobbish ways.
