Pastor David Grisham is so shaken by the new Houston mayor, Annise Parker, he wants to boycott her.
Lesbianism doesn't poison you, idiot!
Launched just a few days ago, www.boycotthouston.com is Grisham's way of giving righteous Texans a chance to send a message to Houstonians that they have sinned by electing an openly gay mayor and by allowing a super-sized abortion clinic to be built here.Jesus don't need you to do a goddamned thing. Somebody smack him, please.
"The main reason for the boycott is simply because it's about the only way that people in the rest of the state of Texas -- outside of Houston -- can actually take a stand for righteousness in the city of Houston," Grisham tells Hair Balls. "Now, Jesus said that we were to preach the gospel through all the world, and that includes Houston, Texas"