Monday, May 4, 2009

7 possible Donors to NOM

You know, I'm almost enjoying NOM. They have provided this year's best comedy act since "Dick in a Box".

Their drama du jour is their funding...Who's footing the bill? Californians Against Hate has requested copies of their IRS 990 reports. By law, NOM is suppose to have this info available for public view. They also sent two certified letters to the NOM's office on March 18, and still have received no response.

With no info or response from NOM, I wonder who's really behind this mess. So I have a list of possible suspects.


  • Cobra-it would be perfect for them to cause a national divide
  • Dick Cheney's secret branch-since his office was outside of the law, he could do anything. Besides it is his way of punishing his daugther.
  • The Taliban-it's possible.
  • Dr. Claw and the evil Organization MAD
  • The government of Pottsylvania- we haven't heard from Boris and Natasha in a while
  • KAOS, the international organization of evil.

Anything is possible, but I think we and Mormons know who's paying for those busted TV ads.

2 comments:

Ian said...

Dude, you forgot one...The Guild Of Calamitous Contempt!

Or perhaps its a plot from John and the rest of Cavils, Aarons, and Simons... That's it. The Cylons!!! They've returned after 175,000 years!

Weren't Head Six and Head Baltar just seen walking down the streets of New York?

Anonymous said...

You crack me up talking about NOM. Dismantling those crazies!

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