Saturday, May 9, 2009

Children of the Corn...GOP style

Conspiracy crazy time!!!

So I've noticed the rise of youth in the GOP lately. With the crazy flu running wild in their party, this sickness could create a new batch of creepy, interesting and unique individuals that could change everything. Just like those crazy youths in Stephen King's tale.

But who are these folks? Well...

Jonathon Krohn-he will be Issac
















Carrie Prejean-deadly beauty
















Bristol Palin-Mother Mayhem

























Aaron Schock-the demonic charmer














And Levi Johnston will be Malachai
















Silly, but fun.

4 comments:

Damien said...

OOOOOOOOOkaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy......


Scaring the FUCK out of me......


*shudder*

Eric Arvin said...

Creepy!

Todd HellsKitchen said...

Give me Malachai!

J. Clarence said...

This is the best possible title for this post ever.

I don't feel as if Levi is as in with the GOP as the Palin camp made him out to be--at least when it comes to not have sex before marriage, clearly.

And despite being portrayed as martyr Prejean has said that she wants to learn more, who there is hope there.

I feel as if Krohn is an adorable lost cause, but watching grow up to be the next Hannity, Limbaugh, Beck Chimera will be interesting. In fact I think it is the basis for King's next book.

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