- Write a Christian musical based on his life.
- Have sex.
- Work off those feminine hips of his.
- Return all of those sweater vests he had made for his campaign.
- Pay his Bills.
- Star in Jake Cruise or Men Over 30 website.
- Attend the Black Party and Folsom.
- Read The Autobiography of Malcolm X: As Told to Alex Haley.
- Beg Romney to make him VP.
- Ask God for forgiveness.
4 comments:
I agree wholeheartedly! Number 10 is especially true, my blogger brother. May I suggest a Number 11? He should apologize to the American people for insulting their intelligence (even though he did provide interesting comedy). Great post!
I'm thinking he'll start with #10 because, you know, God wanted him to be President.arkinge igher
Lol @ feminine hips. It reminds of that Girlfriends episode about Joan's BF Marcus.
I like 8 & 10 mostly. love this post!
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