Monday, February 2, 2009

I got a Job for ya, American Family Association



American Family Association, since you love protecting the families of our super powered nation, I got a tip for you next attack.

AshleyMadison.com

Here's the tag line

Are you Married but Looking? Ashley Madison is the place for Married Dating.

Feeling neglected and in need of some excitement? You came to the right place.

Ashley Madison is the world's #1 Married Dating service specifically for ATTACHED men and women who are looking to have an Extra-marital Affair.

Meet People Just Like You, in Absolute Confidence!

If you're looking to have a Discreet Affair use Ashley Madison - the ONLY certified Married Dating service that's been featured on Oprah, Larry King, FOX News, 20/20, Ellen DeGeneres, Dr. Phil and Howard Stern.

This is not joke...This is real and they have over 3 MILLION members! Isn't this destructive to the family? Isn't this sinful?

I'm not hearing about any banning this company or boycotting of its services. AFA, if you are true to the family, then you should be on this. This site is promoting family break-ups and moral discourse. I need to see your outrage, I need to see the same vigor you show us.

I guess, I need to see the same hateful, judgmental crap y'all give us for celebrating our love. Y'all talk about protecting marriage and here's something that's purposefully trying to destroy it.

Oh... y'all need to hurry up, they just tried to get an ad during the Super Bowl.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The AFA is exclusively concerned with male homosexual practices, hence they will never even see the Ashley Madison bit as a danger to marriage.

Jonathan Pizarro said...

What an awesome company! At least it's honest, haha.

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