Sunday, November 9, 2008

What's next for Joe the Plumber

Since the Joe the Plumber trick didn't work, I wonder what will be his next step. Only in America, can he have a career better than the rest of us. However, I have a few ideas for our one night stand.

  • Star in Bear Gay Porn: He has the look and I'm sure the Bears see some potiential in him. Maybe Bear Films will give him a 2 year contract.
  • New host for Dirty Jobs: Being a plumber is not a cute job, so I think he could be a co-host with Mike Rowe.
  • Plumber of Love: Reality TV is always a great tragic mess, why not give Joe a chance to find some crazy person to spend at least 3 months with him in the religious sense.
  • Drama: He might the father of Sarah Palin's next baby, Pipe. Sorry, Todd.
  • Drama 2: Joe could be sleeping with Todd. That could be hot.
  • Repo Man: I just couldn't think of anything else.

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Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.