Thursday, August 20, 2009

Pastor John Piper is Insane.


These false prophets tickle me.

The latest fool, Pastor John Piper, claimed that God sent a tornado to Minneapolis as a warning to Lutherans. They have decided to be more accepting of us and that has pissed off God and John.

This is what he had to say:
The tornado in Minneapolis was a gentle but firm warning to the ELCA and all of us: Turn from the approval of sin. Turn from the promotion of behaviors that lead to destruction. Reaffirm the great Lutheran heritage of allegiance to the truth and authority of Scripture. Turn back from distorting the grace of God into sensuality. Rejoice in the pardon of the cross of Christ and its power to transform left and right wing sinners.
I guess he doesn't know God's power. Why would God send a gentle warning? It's God! These people... It's obvious they have no idea what they're talking about.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I work just a few blocks from where the tornado was. A building that had the most damage was Electric Fetus: a used record/cd/novelty gift store.

Was god also telling us to stop going to that store?

lelocolon said...

Jesus is into S&M he likes to get whipped and nailed, while God Watches.

Anonymous said...

What's next, drowning people as witches again?

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