Saturday, November 3, 2012

Pastor Kevin Swanson Blames Hurricanes Sandy and Katrina on the Gays


Crackhead Pastor Kevin Swanson is one of those fools you have to laugh at.

This mess master blamed us Hurricane Sandy and Hurricane Katrina. Then, he said San Francisco will get an earthquake because of us too.

Here is the transcript from his radio show.
Swanson: The two worst storms, material-wise, in the history of America has happened in just the last five years and here’s the interesting thing about this storm, it hit New York City and if you’re trying to think of the most pro-homosexual, liberal cities in America, you would probably say, give me the top three most pro-homosexual, pro-liberal cities in America, it would probably be?

Buehner: New York, San Francisco, New Orleans.

Swanson: Yes, exactly. Now we have two out of three. The good news is San Francisco is in a safe location; well it’s on the ocean.

Buehner: God would have to move heaven and earth, well just really earth.

Swanson: Earth. San Francisco is still okay though, everybody understand, San Francisco is still okay, hasn’t had the big earthquake yet… yet.
Mess!

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