Sunday, June 5, 2011

Florida Family Association warn people about Gay Day at Disney World


Doing their Christian duty, the hate group Florida Family Association warned everyone about Gay Day. How, you might ask? By flying a banner all around town.

Apparently, folks can't go on the Disney World website and read for themselves. Anywho, on their silly website the haters said this:
Florida Family Association has had a team attend several past Gay Days at Disney. FFA estimates that as many as ten thousand (10,000) people enter the park only to promptly exit after witnessing the same-sex revelry. Unfortunately, these thousands of families have already:


* Exposed their children to same-sex revelry.
* Spent hundreds of dollars on admission tickets.
* Paid for parking.
* Spoiled a day planned for fun.
* Purchased Disney food and novelties.
Florida Family Association wants to warn these families about this offensive event before they arrive at the Magic Kingdom on Saturday. This airplane banner is our best effort to accomplish that goal. Why would Disney allow Gay Day to take place during regular operating hours at the expense of offending tens of thousands of unsuspecting guests when they require other special events to be held after normal operating hours? Disney requires special events like Grad Night and Night of Joy to be held after the Magic Kingdom's regular operating hours. Disney does this to avoid having a large group of likeminded people in the park at the same time with regular patrons who expect a normal day at the Magic Kingdom.

Florida Family Association has asked Disney officials to require Gay Day to be held after hours, like Grad Night or Night of Joy, to avoid offending unsuspecting families who traveled thousands of miles expecting a normal day.

These fruit-cakes are ridic. Check out more of their foolishness at their site

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I say we start a fund for the purchae of anti-aircraft weaponry for Disney.

Anonymous said...

The FFA is disgusting. I would welcome the chance to 'expose' my children to people. Loving families who want to spend a day at Disney...how dare they!

SteveA said...

What a bunch on intolerant slobs - close minded and can't see the essence of co-existence! They spread hate rather than foster love!

Anonymous said...

That sign is in code for the closet cases.

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