Monday, June 27, 2011

A4A, Grindr, Bear 411... Let's Upgrade these Sites

Grindr, Scruff, Adam 4 Adam are just a few of the 50 gazillion sites where gays can meet (hook up).

 But I don't think they get to the heart of the matter. S,o I have some suggestions to upgrade these sites.
  • Guys can't post just cock and butt pics. It has to be full body (with face) pics. Don't hide, if you want to do the 'booty booty' you should be completely upfront about it.
  • Take the out the FRIENDS option. Let's be real, who is actually looking for 'friends' on Scruff? 
  • There should be a minute clip of you in action. Meaning, you should be required to post a minute clip of you giving oral, dancing, having sex and whatnot. I think it would be nice to see what you are getting and if it's worth it.  I think about it, you can see if they have the skills or not. Think about the time and drama you can save.
  • Only up-to-date pics. You can not post pics from 1998 in 2011, claiming that's how you look now.
  • There should be a chart that shows everyone who you've hooked up with. Then, you would know if your ex, friend or uncle have slept with your possible f**k buddy.
  • Location... True Location.
  • Only OUT gays. No closeted or married men allowed.
Maybe they already do these things.  I just saw some of these sites for the first time (from my roommate during Netroots Nation).  But if they don't, I think they should. Hooking up should be completely on the real tip.

3 comments:

behrmark said...

Wha--? If those rules are enforced I will never get a date. lol

Mechadude2001 said...

My faves, the 1 min clip of them doing what they "do" so well. And the hook up chart.

Bama Boi said...

Ha, imagine if this was enforced, it'd be too funny! I do not miss those sites at all

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