Okay God, we need to have a chat about your peeps. They are taking their hate-o-thon too seriously and becoming more silly than ever.
So if you are real, then please tell your 'followers' to:
- Stop saying that you hate us.
- Quit using you as a scare tactic.
- Move away from protecting marriage.
- Stop acting as your voice, I hope you can speak for yourself.
- Re-read the Bible.
- Stop tithing... I mean, what does that really pay for?
- Not ignore the other sins.
- Telling people they're going to Hell.
- Let you have a say in social matters.
Okay, I'm done. But please, save your people.
Oh, and still want those magic powers I asked for as a kid.
4 comments:
May I say as a Jew I wholeheartedly support your prayer and will say it myself on yours and my behalf.
PS HaShem (God) - where are my wonder woman powers *I* asked for when I was 8???
PPS I wouldn't mind a male version of the costumes either - but the boots have to be thigh-high :)
Hopefully God reads your blog.
Could someone ask God to make me into the male version of Shadowcat (phasing abilities and ninjitsu skills)?
Thanks!
Beautiful Vic! So true. I still can't et over the hate tactics that people in the name of God pursue!
This was a perfectly said post!
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