Saturday, May 5, 2012

My (Vague) Review: The Avengers


The Avengers... I can't tell you how dreamy this movie is. If you don't see this movie, then you're not American. Okay, it's not that serious... But really it is. This is the best movie of the year!

Now, here's my bullet point vague review to tell you why this movie is the bomb.com:
  • Although it's over 2 hours long, it doesn't feel like it.
  • Joss Whedon tells great stories.
  • The guys are hot! I want Jeremy and Mark!
  • Chris Evans has a cute butt. And Jeremy Renner looks great in tight pants.
  • I wasn't a fan of the Black Widow being in this film, but after seeing it, she make sense.
  • The special effects are perfect.
  • The Hulk... nuff said.
  • I got chills when the Avengers Assembled.
  • Loki was a great villain.
  • The writing was tight, I'm so jealous.
  • This is probably the best comic book movie ever made.
  • Nick Fury is great in this film.
  • There are some hidden gems in this movie.
  • The final battle scene is everything!
Okay, I can't tell you anymore. Just go and see The Avengers.


4 comments:

Unknown said...

If you have Jeremy and Mark, I'll take the Chris Sandwich. Man, they were looking good in those snug pants. I need some more footage of that.
Yes, sir, Renner did look good in those tights. And those BICEPS.
That movie was action done right, story telling done right!
And kudos to pacing, and taking the time to tell the story by putting out individual movies first. Awesome!

Unknown said...

Loved it all! In love with Hulk, and crushin' on Tony Starks

Ron Buckmire said...

I was impressed wit the writing and the direction.

It was a better movie than either Captain America, Thor or Iron Man 2.

Why is the only shirtless shot we get is of Mark Ruffalo??

Hulk needs his own movie....

Joy said...

Brian and Melissa really liked, it, too. I plan to see it.

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