Wednesday, October 14, 2009

My first somewhat Sex post


Somebody asked me why I never talk about deep sex stuff on here.

I just said, I'm a gentleman, but really it's an excuse.

So, I thought I will post some of my "adult things".

  • I had my 1st sexual experience with my friend at 8 years old. We were "acting out" Body Heat in his closet and in his empty doghouse. He was 9.
  • I gave my first blowjob at 14 to a family friend. He was 18 and huge.
  • My 1st wet dream had Kiefer Sutherland and Grace Jones in it.
  • I masturbated in my High School bathroom everyday my Senior year.
  • I blew the same family friend 4 years after the 1st time... We actually advanced to dry humping and nipple play.
  • In college, I fooled around with my girlfriend and 3 hours later, my roommate and I had our first 4 hour hook up session.
  • I fooled a guy into mutual masturbation by telling him it was Psych experiment.
  • I waited to have anal sex with the right guy, but he wasn't the right guy.
  • I have a dominate personality, but love to be dominated.
  • I have been in 4 threesomes, twice with the same couple. But no penetration, that was for the special guys. (this happened only in my single days )
  • And speaking of penetration, only 4 guys have been in there, well 4 and a half, he came too quick.
  • I like aggressive, thick, funny and smart guys. But there are some "skinny" guys that are hot too.
  • I'm vocal, but I try to be cute (and somewhat quiet).
  • I have to admit I have very attractive and sexy followers on this blog. My partner agrees with me.
  • I'm a huge flirt and tease.
I can't believe I did this. ;)

12 comments:

Eric Arvin said...

LOL. This is great! You tramp ;-)

Larry Ohio said...

Wow! Lots of personal info there. I'd like to know more about the psych experiment. How about a post all about that?

behrmark said...

Confession is good for the soul, my friend! I can't believe you posted this either but I'm glad you did. Behr Hugs!!

Anonymous said...

You really opened the door on this one. I learned a lot! :-)

Anonymous said...

I love how everyone commented and didn't 'fess up to their own biz! Come on! He revealed for us!

That being said, I once masturbated in my empty high school auditorium, first row, far left seat. It was during the day in between classes because I had a free period and no one was there. Luckily, the assembly started 20 minutes after I was all done...

EMikeGarcia said...

Pretty awesome stuff there!

But, Kiefer Sutherland and Grace Jones?

Wonder Man said...

I hope it wasn't too much, this is actually light compared some of my readers

SteveA said...

My first wet dream was about Samantha Fox.....those big boobs did it for me!

Anonymous said...

I loved this post!!!!

Prince Todd said...

Oh my god once I went down on my co-worker in the movie theatre where we worked! He was really big.

Okay, that is my confession...Teeheehee! lol.

David Dust said...

There would be NO WAY I would do this on my blog.

First of all, if I was being truly honest, ya'll would find out what a total STONE COLD WHORE I used to be.

Secondly, my Mother reads my blog - and I happen to love the woman and don't want her to die of a heart attack.

Great post.

XOXOXOXOXOXO

Wonder Man said...

I think we all have a STONE COLD WHORE in us.

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