Other things Orly Taitz can find for us

She-Mess, Orly Taitz can be of use for some of us. If she can find the missing, secret birth certificate of Obama, she can find other things are out there in the universe.

So Orly, I got a list for you.

1. Xanadu-I've been trying to go there for years.
2. The Bottled City of Kandor
3. The exact location of the "LOST" passengers
4. The wooden teeth of Washington
5. Rapunzel's weave
6. Atlantis
7. Peter Pan
   
8. The birth certificate of Jesus
9. The Fountain of Youth
   
10. The lost colony of Roanoke
11. Paul Bunyan's ax
12. My wish list to Santa from 1979
13. Joan Rivers' real face
14. From the Beauty and the Beast TV show: Catherine and Vincent's child

If y'all have any more items let me know