Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Super-Christian Folks + Park Sex = A Continuing Issue


This should be some kind of disorder or something. Super-Christian Folks consistently caught in parks or the internet searching for gay sex!

Today's victim or nimcompoop is Cincinnati Christian University’s chief financial officer, Robert Williams.

He was caught in Mount Airy Forest searching for booty. Bob was arrested after getting into undercover cop's car and touching his stuff. That incident happened on Saturday and Monday, he entered a written plea of not guilty. Williams was charged with sexual imposition and placed on administrative leave while officials look through the facts of the matter. But like the rest of his flock, he will probably claim to be molested as a kid, which led him down this path.

If he's guilty, he can serve 2 years in the big house. Where he can touch somebody's stuff all day.

Again folks, STAY OUT OF THE PARKS go to Super 8.

1 comment:

David Dust said...

It's people like this ASSHAT who shouldn't be allowed to get married - to a man or a woman!

She's too ugly to get much action in prison, poor thing.

XOXOXOXO

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