Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Larry Denied, Still Guilty of Failed Bathroom Sex


I can't think about a sex sting operation without mentioning Larry Craig. The poor fool has been trying so hard to deny his homosexuality and remove his guilty plea from the records. Well his hard work didn't pay off.

The Minnesota Court of Appeals on Tuesday denied his effort to remove his guilty plea to a misdemeanor offense of disorderly conduct around his bathroom sex scandal.

"Because we see no abuse of discretion in the denial and conclude that the statute is not overbroad, we affirm" a lower court's decision, the three-judge panel wrote in a 10-page ruling.

In a written statement, Craig said he was "extremely disappointed" by the action and was considering an appeal.

"I disagree with their conclusion and remain steadfast in my belief that nothing criminal or improper occurred at the Minneapolis airport," Craig said.

And he should be "extremely disappointed". He got caught, didn't get off, and didn't get off. And now he will have the guilty plea to remind him of that.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now maybe he'll just come out, find a guy with a nice one and settle down.

I doubt it, but he's the Republicn Posterboy for what NOT to do now.

EMikeGarcia said...

Hehe... What a dipshit. It's too bad that Conservative Republican sex scandals are so commonplace now that, no matter what happens to him, no one will care.

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