Thursday, August 18, 2011

A Texas Ron Paul supporter wants to know "Have you ever had sex with Rick Perry?"

Robert Morrow is pissing in Rick's cereal by putting this huge ad in the Austin Chronicle

Morrow claims that he knows strippers in Austin who have stories about Perry, but none of them are willing to come forward to the press; hence, the need for an ad in the Chronicle. "I think it's only a matter of time until somebody credible comes forward," he told me.

At the bottom of the ad is a nod to the longtime (and equally unsubstantiated) rumors that Perry, who has pursued sundry anti-gay policies, is himself gay. "Note to gay people: If you know the truth about Rick, please QUIT covering for him," it reads.
They are coming for you, Ricky.

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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahahah! I love this.

Anonymous said...

OBAMA 2012!!!

Stan said...

I hope somebody takes this idiot down.

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