This is a night out at the LA bars...
So a friend and I went out last night to a couple of bars. He made out with 3 guys for the hell of it. But these 3 guys were best friends. One of them asked me if I thought it was hot and I said... "No, I couldn't make out with someone my best friend just made out with. That's a little tacky." He said I was uptight and bitter.
Later, we met a couple of guys who asked why I was out at a bar when I had a partner. I told them that my partner hates the bar scene. One of them told me I wasn't happy in my relationship, because no one in a relationship goes out without their partner.
A guy asked if he was doing me could he pull my hair.
Another guy said that I was high maintenance. I asked why and he said because, "I look too smart."
A daddy type guy said he would do me just to put me in my place. I ask him to elaborate on that statement. What is "my place"? He told me as his bitch. Oh well.
Then this guy told me I was too young to handle him. He needs a man, not a young man. I said, "Sweetie, I was sucking cock at 14, I think I'm old enough to handle any guy."
This is my night life in Los Angeles
8 comments:
At least you get guys talking to you. Most of them ignore me. That's why I only go with friends who won't be busy making out with - oh wait. Nevermind. lol
And this is why I stopped going to the bars once I hit 25. For most of these people it's like they never left college.
This is why I rarely go out. And, trust me, it's even harder when you're 300 lbs.
XOXOXOXO
OK...
...hmmmm...
...I gotta admit that I've shared a guy with best friends.
They're my best friends!
I wasn't tryin to marry the guy.
"Sharing is Caring :)
I'm not much for the bar scene either but if my boyfriend wanted to go, I wouldn't have an issue with it. The guy who was putting a downer on you're relationship sounds as if he doesn't have much experience in actual relationships and is just voicing his opinion off of ideals.
As far as the other guys - it sounds like you had a lot of guys interested but they just had bad game:
- Any guy worth his balls knows you don't ASK to pull someone's hair. You just do it
-The guy who said you were high maintenance was into you but insecure
- The daddy is probably using lines that sounded good in his head or a porno but didn't have the suave to pull it off :) Getting to know you a lil before puttin on his daddy harness would of probably helped him come up with something a lil more genuine and personable
-I think you handled the guy who thought you were too young. I probably would have just directed him to the nearest senior citizen home.
Like Behmark said, at least guys were talkin to ya. The fact that you Are in a relationship means the chances of you hearing something worth chatting about isn't gonna be common as the bars tend to be more hunting grounds at night.
That is a lot of drama, for 1 night.
Thank God for my empathic abilities because I run in to no trouble.
Oh, V... welcome to my highly fucked up world where I'm the straight banana overlooking all the crazy I have to put up with in order to get a little happy. Which, mind you, never happens, because let's face it, only I know how to press my own buttons, and my right hand has all the scars to prove it.
sorry V - im with the others - you had people talking to you
It was mindless / insulting / vacuous dribble - but they talked to you :)
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