Saturday, December 6, 2008

Barbie is a Jealous Hooker!


If you haven't heard, Mattel finally won their legal battle with MGA, the makers of the cute and sassy Bratz dolls. Apparently, the creator thought of the dolls while he was still working for Mattel. Once he left Mattel, he started the Bratz.

Suddenly the Bratz took off, surpassing Barbie and other dolls. When Barbie was reduced to sloppy seconds, Mattel decided to try something new, by creating the My Scene dolls and then some urban Barbie-like dolls with fros and dredlocks, both were failures.

So after they realized they couldn't beat the Bratz, they went for plan B. They found out the creator of Bratz was still under their contract and sued him and MGA. Mattel won and now MGA can't make any Bratz dolls after the holidays. Such a bitchy thing to do, Barbie.

5 comments:

David Dust said...

Don't mess with Barbie. That bitch will DESTROY you if you get in her way.

:)

Anonymous said...

Wow, who knew?

Allan S. said...

V, playing nice does not get one a dreamhouse, convertabile, and your own private plane. Barbie is accustomed to the finer things in life and she wasn't about to let some ghetto girls mess with her paper.

Barbie don't play, look what she did to Ken's lower regions.

EMikeGarcia said...

Ha ha!

Those Bratz dolls freaked me out, anyhow. Too trendy for their own good.

Todd HellsKitchen said...

I just was reading about this in a recent New York Times...

I knew nothing of the differenece...

All white dolls look alike to me!

;-)

The Stuff

My photo
Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.