Friday, October 31, 2008

6 Reasons why The Haunting of Molly Hartley will FAIL this Halloween



The Horror mess known as The Haunting of Molly Hartley is coming out today. I don't know why this was green lighted, but I guess someone gave good head for this to be released.

It suppose to be a movie about a girl who will be Satan's booty call or something. But I feel that this is a failure, and here's why:
  1. This story is played out. We've seen the Devil's bride, child, cousin movies already. There's nothing new that Satan can do at this point.
  2. Satan doesn't need a soul, he has many souls to choose from. Challenge Satan's reasons to exist. I want more than 'We want Satan to support us through your soul' stance.
  3. It uses the 'when you turn 18' motif. It's tired, most spells don't determine age.
  4. The cast is the pretty white kids who are playing teens when they're 20 somethings. Diversity, please.
  5. Real scary movies are playing on cable channels for free.
  6. The son of Scott Tracy from The Thunderbirds, Chace Crawford is in it.
So with all of that, added with crappy acting gives us this anal leakage of a movie.

2 comments:

Christopher said...

Vyktor, you haven't even seen it yet! Don't you think you're being a little bit unfair?

Wonder Man said...

I saw a (special leak) of it. It reminded me of a lifetime scary movie. But I only some of it, so you may be right.