Monday, October 27, 2008

Big Mess in my Home State

Great Hera! I can't believe this mess...well, I actually can .

Town idiots, Daniel Cowart, 20, and Paul Schlesselman, 18, planned to do the unthinkable...kill Obama. But that's not all, these fools wanted to kill more than 100 African-Americans and behead14 of them. Then they want to dress up in white tuxedos and attack Obama.

I kid you not, y'all. That's what they wanted to do.

Cowart and Schlesselman were arrested outside Jackson, about 75 miles east of Memphis, Tennessee, after an aborted robbery attempt last week, according to court records.

Though they told investigators they would be willing to die in their mission, the men backed out of their October 21 attempt to rob the gun dealer after spotting two cars and a dog at the home, the affidavit states. The men also shot out the window of a church on their way back to Cowart's grandfather's home, where they were arrested the next day.

Cowart and Schlesselman made their initial appearances before a federal judge Monday and are scheduled for a bond hearing Thursday in Memphis.

Both men have been charged with illegal possession of a sawed-off shotgun, conspiracy to rob a federally licensed gun dealer and making threats against a presidential candidate.

I hate this and I hate that this happened 30 minutes from my hometown. That's the South for ya.

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