The Haunting of Molly Hartley in 6 Bullet Points

• Mother attacks her
• Moves to a new school
• Has nosebleeds
  
• Stalked by Chase Crawford
• Told she will be Satan's whore
• Won't spoil the ending...But it's SUCKS gas through a straw!

What's her power...nada. It's like X-Men 3 when we didn't see the Phoenix bird effect, you don't see the power and we don't know what the power is.

So save your money and get the bootleg version (hint)

6 Reasons why The Haunting of Molly Hartley will FAIL this Halloween

The Horror mess known as The Haunting of Molly Hartley is coming out today. I don't know why this was green lighted, but I guess someone gave good head for this to be released.

It suppose to be a movie about a girl who will be Satan's booty call or something. But I feel that this is a failure, and here's why:

1. This story is played out. We've seen the Devil's bride, child, cousin movies already. There's nothing new that Satan can do at this point.
2. Satan doesn't need a soul, he has many souls to choose from. Challenge Satan's reasons to exist. I want more than 'We want Satan to support us through your soul' stance.
3. It uses the 'when you turn 18' motif. It's tired, most spells don't determine age.
4. The cast is the pretty white kids who are playing teens when they're 20 somethings. Diversity, please.
5. Real scary movies are playing on cable channels for free.
6. The son of Scott Tracy from The Thunderbirds, Chace Crawford is in it.

So with all of that, added with crappy acting gives us this anal leakage of a movie.