Saturday, May 8, 2010

Who Asked for This?: Titanic 2


That's it! I'm shutting some of these movie studio down!

Somebody has actually finished the movie... Titanic 2! No joke!

The Asylum, the direct-to-dvd production company responsible for producing cheap knock-offs of the latest big budget Hollywood movies (termed “Knockbusters) has just finished production on Titanic 2.

And here's the plot synopsis...
On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.
If this can get made, my movie can get made too.

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6 comments:

EMikeGarcia said...

Wow... A luxury liner vs a tsunami AND an iceberg!

I could just see someone pitching the money to a bunch of fat guys with cigars, screaming about how EPIC it's going to be.

Prince Todd said...

::drops his head in disgust::

Y'know what? That is just shameless.

YvesPaul said...

Sweetheart, Asylum is famous for making terrible movies. Including the famous Megashark Vs. Giant Octopus of yesteryear. The special effects are laughable, it's not even B movies quality. Even Syfy occasionally pick them up, they're not worth watching.

SteveA said...

Oh boy. I wasn't a fan of the original and the storyline for Titanic 2 sounds far fetched and simply bad!

Unknown said...

I'm tired of these snakes on these mutha fucking Titanics!
Yep, this is some crazy shit.

Bruno Laliberté said...

RI-DI-CU-LOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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