Sunday, May 9, 2010

Prayer Power Saved New York!

You got to love Christians sometimes. I found this from JoeMyGod, about how Miss Janet Porter's prayer powers saved New York from terrorists.

If, like us, you thought Janet Porter's May Day 2010 prayer rally at the Lincoln Memorial was an unmitigated disaster because the event only attracted a crowd of a few hundred when they were expecting 8,000, no members of Congress showed up, Porter was left covering tens of thousands of dollars in costs while having a distributor drop her radio program due to her involvement in dominion theology, you would be mistaken.

As it turns out, the event was a massive success because, according to an email from Cindy Jacobs and Generals International, it was their May Day prayers that caused the bomb in Times Square to fail to detonate:


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Wow, and here I thought New York was saved by the Sword of Omens

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