Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Rick 'Jethro' Perry will NOT go to South Carolina


Defeat is not cute and Perry is seriously realizing this. Last night, Perry said he will go home to re-assess his campaign and he's not going to South Carolina.
Rick Perry's "re-assessing" phase will apparently last through the remainder of the week.
After his disappointing fifth place finish in the Iowa caucuses, the Texas governor has scrapped his entire campaign schedule and will return to Austin to ponder whether to forge ahead with his bid.

"We have been told to hold until we hear from Austin," said a Perry source in South Carolina, where the candidate was preparing to launch an aggressive statewide bus tour on Wednesday. "It looks like he is not coming this week. He has definitely canceled his plans." 
He just needs to quit, end of story.

source

3 comments:

Bob said...

Bachmann's not coming either.
Oh.......darn.

Anonymous said...

The great white DOPE!

Anonymous said...

I think his wife talked him in to going.

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