Friday, May 14, 2010

A Wonder Woman Porn? Hera Help me!

As we wait to get a real Wonder Woman movie, the porn world may get it done first.

The porn studio, Vivid Entertainment, has just put out a Batman porno. The
director, Axel Braun promises there will be more superhero smut to come:
I'm already in preproduction on "Superman." I'm going to shoot that at the end of next month, and with that I'm going to do the Christopher Reeve Superman. It's not going to be an origin story. It's going to start with him working at the newspaper because the origin story involves situations with kids, and that's not something we can do in an adult movie. [Laughs] So it'll be him as an adult, and it's going to have some really great action. The costume is being made now, and it's unbelievable.

And then I'm going to do "Spider-Man" right after, and that's going to be an origin story. It'll be a reboot of the whole thing, and I'm going to have my favorite villain in it with Electro. It's something I've always wanted to see in a Spider-Man movie that they haven't done. Then I don't know the exact order. The first three are Batman, Superman and Spider-Man, and then there's Wonder Woman and we're going to do a Green Hornet that'll come out the same day that the Seth Rogen movie comes out. We're going to basically follow the releases of the mainstream movies with Captain America, Thor and Green Lantern. We have a bunch of them, and they're going to be a lot of fun.
I will be sad if we get a Diana porn before the real deal.

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2 comments:

Unknown said...

I admit, I'm looking forward to the Bat Porn.
I love costumes, spandex, and muscle.
Yes, I'll watch the WW porn too. I'm depraved like that. On the bright side, it might wake hollywood up.
by the way, the parody porn already available ranges from X-Files, Star Trek, That 70s Show, even The Cosby Show.

Prince Todd said...

Can't they be sued for that?

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