Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Lil Abner learns to Write


Just when I thought he was going to start Night School, Levi is still looking for his chance at stardom, by writing a tell-all book.

Can he write a book? We'll see.
THE battle between Levi Johnston (above) and Sarah Palin isn't over yet. Johnston -- best known for impregnating the former vice-presidential candidate's daughter, Bristol -- "is shopping a book," his bodyguard/publicist, Tank, tells New York magazine. And it seems the book will focus on the Wasilla, Alaska, political family. "There are still many untold stories about the Palins," he said. Until the tell-all is released, though, Johnston is considering "a leading role" in a movie and a possible upcoming TV "docu-drama."

Hera help him. I guess he's doing all he can to feed his son...and his ego.

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3 comments:

Miss Ginger Grant said...

How interesting could that book possibly be?
"Once upon a time,I schtupped Bristol Palin in the backseat after hockey practice, and she got knocked up. Then her mom lost the race for the Republican party."
-The End.
There's not much else to tell. Go away, little boy. Your 10 seconds of fame ended when you zipped your pants back up!

Anonymous said...

When will these people go away!? It's a sad day when he has a body guard/publicist. Ugh.

Joy said...

Miss Ginger said it all! I had a comment but that one blew mine out of my head! Miss Ginger is my shero!

I curse those people who brought her out into the spotlight and all these others who follow along!

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