Sunday, March 1, 2009

And they call Us the Sex Addicts


Guess who loves the porn? Well, most of us do, but a new study revealed that Conservatives love it so much more.

This study found that conservative and religious states consume the most porn than other states. Look at some key points from the study:

Church-goers bought less online porn on Sundays – a 1% increase in a postal code's religious attendance was associated with a 0.1% drop in subscriptions that day. However, expenditures on other days of the week brought them in line with the rest of the country.

The biggest consumer, Utah, averaged 5.47 adult content subscriptions per 1000 home broadband users; Montana bought the least with 1.92 per 1000.


Residents of 27 states that passed laws banning gay marriages boasted 11% more porn subscribers than states that don't explicitly restrict gay marriage.


Eight of the top 10 pornography consuming states gave their electoral votes to John McCain in last year's presidential election – Florida and Hawaii were the exceptions. While six out of the lowest 10 favoured Barack Obama.


Very interesting...keeping the hypocritical aspect of conservative alive and well. Oh well, at least we know they masturbate sometimes.

7 comments:

KAOS said...

LOL LOL LOL... "the truth will out" ;)

Anonymous said...

Doesn't surprise me a single bit. Also not that the southern U.S. has the highest divorce rates in the nation.

On the flip side, the northeastern states have the lowest rates.

Bob said...

Those who 'can,' 'do.'
Those who 'can't,' get it online.

Eric Arvin said...

Makes sense.

Joy said...

I'm not surprised either about any of it. Repression, hypocrisy, denial!

Anonymous said...

This is the truth......:)

Unknown said...

if you blog about it they might realize they like sex too

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