Saturday, September 1, 2012

10 Things I've learned since I returned to my Hometown


Since I've been back in my hometown, I have been humbled, sadden, excited and manic. To give you an idea, here are some things I've experienced:
  1. People actually drive the speed limit.
  2. There is no rush hour.
  3. If you buy or eat Godiva chocolates, you are considered rich.
  4. JC Penny is like Nordstrom here.
  5. Trucks are considered BMWs.
  6. If you want everyone know you're in town, go to Wal-Mart.
  7. Vegans are like an alien race.
  8. BBQ is fast food, Steak houses are worshiped.
  9. Country boys are so hot.
  10. No one believes this is my real hair because no man wants long hair.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

#3 -- Really? A Godiva bar is like $2 at Barnes & Noble.

#4 -- HAHAHAHA!

#5 -- Now the question is, do truck drivers drive rudely like the stereotypical BMW driver?

Stan said...

No wonder you left!

K. Clark said...

Damn, the sounds exactly my hometown lol.

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Viktor is a small town southern boy living in Los Angeles. You can find him on Twitter, writing about pop culture, politics, and comics. He’s the creator of the graphic novel StrangeLore and currently getting back into screenwriting.