Since I've been back in my hometown, I have been humbled, sadden, excited and manic. To give you an idea, here are some things I've experienced:
- People actually drive the speed limit.
- There is no rush hour.
- If you buy or eat Godiva chocolates, you are considered rich.
- JC Penny is like Nordstrom here.
- Trucks are considered BMWs.
- If you want everyone know you're in town, go to Wal-Mart.
- Vegans are like an alien race.
- BBQ is fast food, Steak houses are worshiped.
- Country boys are so hot.
- No one believes this is my real hair because no man wants long hair.
3 comments:
#3 -- Really? A Godiva bar is like $2 at Barnes & Noble.
#4 -- HAHAHAHA!
#5 -- Now the question is, do truck drivers drive rudely like the stereotypical BMW driver?
No wonder you left!
Damn, the sounds exactly my hometown lol.
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