Tuesday, June 19, 2012

In Ohio: A man wants to revoke the Buckeye as the state tree because it's Bisexual

Lord, y'all... some people.

A man named Jim Flechtner demands that the state tree be revoked because it's bisexual. What? A bisexual tree? I'm not kidding.

This is what he said:

“The buckeye is our state tree and most of us gladly wear the nickname, "buckeyes." But it is shameful and unacceptable that a bisexual tree should represent us! We are flaunting the Holy Bible!
I urge everyone to contact their state representative and demand legislation removing the buckeye as our state tree and condemning the use of the term "buckeye" as a nickname for residents of Ohio.”
This Jim Flechtner needs to get laid.



truthspew said...

I hate to tell him most plants can switch sex or have the reproductive equipment of both sexes.

Bob said...

A new sub-basement of crazy.

fetaby said...

That has to be satire.

Biki said...

Wow.......I'm just speechless