Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Crazed Janet Fan will kill us all to Save her!


Somebody lay hands on Frank Paul Jones!

This fool claimed he was married to Janet Jackson and believes she's sexuality confused.

With that in mind, Frank blames us (gays) for this and will... Kill us for sexually confusing Janet.

This is what he said:
"The situation ... is centered around her confused sexuality. I'm gonna try to kill every homosexual on the face of the earth. If I can't save my wife, they can't be saved."
I may need to speak in tongues to heal this fool.

2 comments:

Greg Blackshear said...

awww see Janet still does have a fan! (sorry)

SteveA said...

Did he say that for real? What a douche bag!

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