But when God spoke to the group called, The Fathers House, this is the, uh, stuff we get.
The song or rap is called, Christian Side Hug
Christian Side Hug from The Fathers House on Vimeo.
Here's where this comes from
Yes, God wants us to be compassionate and kind and tender with each other. Not only that, but he wants us to love our enemies and serve our neighbors. As long as there is no body on body action. I’m talking of course about a “full frontal hug,” one of those sinful abominations where you just wrap your arms around a friend and embrace them. That’s why Christians the world over have pioneered the “side hug.” In the side hug there’s no risk of two crotches touching. Instead of face to face, you go side to side, putting your arm around the person and your hip against their’s. Still having a hard time mastering it? Pretend you’re taking a photo and you’re both looking at the camera together. The side hug, or A frame as it is also called, is safe for the whole family, friendly and above all holy. I don’t know the exact scripture reference but try the book of Psalms.
Great Hera!
1 comment:
Oh WOW.
This has got the be the stupidest thing I have ever seen.
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