Thursday, December 10, 2009

Christians + Gangsta Rap = This

God works in mysterious ways and so does ebay.

But when God spoke to the group called, The Fathers House, this is the, uh, stuff we get.

The song or rap is called, Christian Side Hug

Christian Side Hug from The Fathers House on Vimeo.


Here's where this comes from

Yes, God wants us to be compassionate and kind and tender with each other. Not only that, but he wants us to love our enemies and serve our neighbors. As long as there is no body on body action. I’m talking of course about a “full frontal hug,” one of those sinful abominations where you just wrap your arms around a friend and embrace them. That’s why Christians the world over have pioneered the “side hug.” In the side hug there’s no risk of two crotches touching. Instead of face to face, you go side to side, putting your arm around the person and your hip against their’s. Still having a hard time mastering it? Pretend you’re taking a photo and you’re both looking at the camera together. The side hug, or A frame as it is also called, is safe for the whole family, friendly and above all holy. I don’t know the exact scripture reference but try the book of Psalms.

Great Hera!

1 comment:

EMikeGarcia said...

Oh WOW.

This has got the be the stupidest thing I have ever seen.

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